“It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens. ” Woody Allen.

“Old age is the most unexpected of all things that can happen to a man.” Trotsky

“You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it. ” G. K. Chesterton.

"..facts are like cows. If you look them in the face hard enough they generally run away." Dorothy L Sayers.

"I replaced the headlights on my car with strobe lights. Now it looks like I'm the only one moving." Steven Wright.

“A committee is a cul-de-sac down which ideas are lured and then quietly strangled.” Barnet Cocks